GUESS WHAT BITCHES?!?!?!?

working on some new pieces and drawings....started atleast three.....

this is your fault chandler....

"I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it"
=================- Whitney Houstank

that's all for now.

sadly, the fact that this msg is displaying means that I'm out of art to post.
I'll post more eventually...

email me and tell me how great I am if you want to see more: johnverchot@gmail.com

Gold Kicks

multiple people have told me this looks like female reproductive organs

SONIC ATTACK

this one's pretty damn recent too, late june 08

despite popular demand...here's sucky saturday 2

I dunno, I don't really like this one.

judges

this robot heads thing is easy and fun.

mid 2006

dancin' robots

also very recent. june 2008, my wife's favorite.

SUCKY SATURDAY.

THIS ONE KINDA BLOWS.
He has a bananna because I can't draw.

The stick people on the hill are saying to each other: "is that bananna hand man?", "...unfortunately" and CAPTAIN BANANNA HAND is saying "I have a bananna....for a hand.....thanks john", whilst thinking "john you suck."
I'm starting to hit the bottom with my drawing supply.

FORMAL DINING II: THE SEARCH FOR CURLY'S GOLD.

I'm so clevah.

SASSY PANTS

2006.

this one's pretty damn recent.

SKETCHY SATURDAY 2: THE AWAKENING.

I did this one in 2006, those pens drug companys give out, the ones with the runny ink are GREAT for drawing.

I did this one in frickin HIGHSCHOOL. it is old as balls.

"OH MY!"

Almost all these drawings where it's obviously traced and embellished, (with exception to ICONIC SHOES) I did in 2006 when I worked in the soul-sucking pit that was west telecommunications (for pacificare health ins no less). That explains all the violence.
BTW NEVER GET INS WITH PACIFICARE, THEY ARE CROOKS!

LURK!

What could possibly go wrong on a day like this?
perhaps maybe....SWIFT AND SUDDEN DISMEMBERMENT 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!
-I made a painting out of this one and "OH MY!" but it's probably slightly unfinished and packed away somewhere....bummer.
-dude with the axe was actually a baseball player I traced. fun fact

YOUR ICONIC SHOES WILL NOT SAVE YOU FROM SUDDEN AND SWIFT DISMEMBERMENT

SkETCHY SATURDAY

I did a little editing so that most of the sketches were facing the same way.

FORMAL DINING

BRASS KNUCKLES AND LAZER VISION

HEY YOU! I WANT YOUR MONEY!

At WEST corp, there were usually magazines floating around everywhere, and I would desecrate them with a sharpie, or a pen. usually captions, eyepatches, teeth missing, hook hands, tatoos, beards, you get the idea. Then I got the idea that I could modify a picture far more than traditional vandalism by tracing the parts I wanted to keep and drawing in different parts.