SONIC ATTACK

this one's pretty damn recent too, late june 08

despite popular demand...here's sucky saturday 2

I dunno, I don't really like this one.

SASSY PANTS

2006.

LURK!

What could possibly go wrong on a day like this?
perhaps maybe....SWIFT AND SUDDEN DISMEMBERMENT 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!
-I made a painting out of this one and "OH MY!" but it's probably slightly unfinished and packed away somewhere....bummer.
-dude with the axe was actually a baseball player I traced. fun fact

HEY YOU! I WANT YOUR MONEY!

At WEST corp, there were usually magazines floating around everywhere, and I would desecrate them with a sharpie, or a pen. usually captions, eyepatches, teeth missing, hook hands, tatoos, beards, you get the idea. Then I got the idea that I could modify a picture far more than traditional vandalism by tracing the parts I wanted to keep and drawing in different parts.

The Evil Martha Stewart Tree

fashion: a rare two-legged lizard

Drug rep

I added the caption with MS paint, but It was supposed to be part of the original drawing.
I somehow never got around to it.

My wife heard a drug rep say something like this to a doctor.... kinda scary.
I did this in the obgyn waiting room while we were waiting for the results on a blood test.

It's a fact!

I think this was a general outline trace of ashton kucher from people/teen people/some garbage, and I drew on it. my wife once heard someone at a party ask if ferrets reproduce asexually.

the image of smaller ferrets budding off larger ones is hilarious.

DECAPITATED!!! (old painting)

financial stability